tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33855449690238211242024-02-20T00:04:14.992-08:00Radem pe NetnVIDIAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01055568868531962591noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3385544969023821124.post-81956312965145781962010-12-25T23:36:00.004-08:002010-12-25T23:36:55.476-08:00Piztii de Craciun<img src="http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/8595/bbbbbt.png"/>nVIDIAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01055568868531962591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3385544969023821124.post-38254178265929969152010-12-25T23:36:00.002-08:002010-12-25T23:36:29.414-08:00Suport IT in romanesteIT SUPPORT……IN RO !!!!<br />
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Suport tehnic: Ce model este calculatorul dumneavoastra?<br />
Client: Unul alb…<br />
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Client: Buna, Mariana aici. Nu pot sa-mi scot discheta din calculator.<br />
Suport tehnic: Ati incercat sa apasati butonul?<br />
Client: Da, sigur, e chiar blocat.<br />
Suport tehnic: Asta nu suna prea bine; Voi trimite pe cineva.<br />
Client: Nu , stati putin..Inca n-am bagat-o… e inca pe birou…<br />
scuze…<br />
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Suport tehnic: Apasati pe simbolul “My Computer” din partea stanga a<br />
ecranului.<br />
Client: Stanga ta sau stanga mea?<br />
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Suport tehnic: Buna ziua. Cu ce va pot ajuta?<br />
Client: Buna…Nu pot sa listez.<br />
Suport tehnic: Puteti va rog sa dati click pe “Start” pentru mine si…<br />
Client: Asculta domnule, te rog sa nu ma iei pe mine cu chestii din<br />
astea tehnice! Ca doar nu-s Bill Gates.<br />
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Client: Buna, Marta aici, nu pot sa listez. De fiecare data cand incerc,<br />
imi spune ca nu poate gasi imprimanta. Chiar am luat imprimanta si am<br />
ridicat-o in fata monitorului si el tot imi spune ca nu o gaseste…<br />
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Client: Am o problema daca vreau sa listez cu rosu…<br />
Suport tehnic: Aveti imprimanta color?<br />
Client: Aaaah…………………multumesc.<br />
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Suport tehnic: Ce vedeti pe monitorul dumneavoastra doamna?<br />
Client: E un ursulet pe care prietenul meu mi l-a cumparat de<br />
Valentine’s day.<br />
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Client: Tastatura mea nu mai functioneaza.<br />
Suport tehnic: Sunteti sigur ca e conectata la calculator?<br />
Client: Nu. Nu pot sa vad in spatele calculatorului.<br />
Suport tehnic: Ridicati tastatura si mergeti 10 pasi in spate.<br />
Client:! OK<br />
Suport tehnic: Inca mai aveti tastatura in mana?<br />
Client: Da<br />
Suport tehnic: Asta insemana ca nu e conectata la calculator.Mai vedeti<br />
vre-o tastatura pe birou?<br />
Client: Da, mai e una pe aici. Ah…asta merge… multumesc tare mult!<br />
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Suport tehnic: Parola dumneavoastra este “a” mic, de la ananas, “V”<br />
mare de la Victor, si cifra 7.<br />
Client: Mare sau mic?<br />
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Client: Nu pot sa intru pe internet.<br />
Suport tehnic: Ati folosit parola corecta?<br />
Client: Da, sigur. Am vazut-o la colegul meu.<br />
Suport tehnic: Puteti sa-mi spuneti ce parola ati folosit?<br />
Client: Cinci stelute.<br />
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Suport tehnic: Ce program anti-virus folositi?<br />
Client: Firefox.<br />
Suport tehnic: Acesta nu este un program anti-virus.<br />
Client: Aa, scuze…Internet Explorer.<br />
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Client: Am o maaare problema. Un prieten mi-a pus un screen saver pe<br />
calculator dar de fiecare data cand misc de mouse, dispare….<br />
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Suport tehnic: Cum pot sa va ajut?<br />
Client: Scriu primul meu e-mail.<br />
Suport tehnic: OK, si care ar fi problema?<br />
Client: Pai, am scris litera “a” in adresa, dar nu stiu cum sa desenez<br />
cerculetul din jurul ei.nVIDIAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01055568868531962591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3385544969023821124.post-9621949973423513692010-12-25T23:36:00.000-08:002010-12-25T23:36:05.696-08:00Fotbalist de meserie<img src ="http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3623/fotbalisydemeserie.jpg"/>nVIDIAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01055568868531962591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3385544969023821124.post-91669042077052179852010-12-25T23:32:00.001-08:002010-12-25T23:35:14.028-08:00Mancarea asta…..<img src="http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/3567/mancareasta.jpg" />nVIDIAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01055568868531962591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3385544969023821124.post-62037620898915979502010-12-25T23:27:00.001-08:002010-12-25T23:34:38.203-08:00Pazea ca vine<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhz08kccjc6mfStK3dUqM7uLRLjkT8IXpzYpsqNACwrY1Lq5iR7PsTXkfKHejmRofODURRBjXVfVlgKEgXcispUvJcxnqvUlAad3W2KM_b6IhQI2-LmN1Qhk6vzotXoJOt_GBQWMdPuvhc/s1600/pazeaaaa.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="227" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhz08kccjc6mfStK3dUqM7uLRLjkT8IXpzYpsqNACwrY1Lq5iR7PsTXkfKHejmRofODURRBjXVfVlgKEgXcispUvJcxnqvUlAad3W2KM_b6IhQI2-LmN1Qhk6vzotXoJOt_GBQWMdPuvhc/s320/pazeaaaa.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>nVIDIAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01055568868531962591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3385544969023821124.post-84488417895129828182010-12-25T23:26:00.001-08:002010-12-25T23:26:49.965-08:00Mos Craciun danseaza<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/F9fqTXGyYIc?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div>nVIDIAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01055568868531962591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3385544969023821124.post-17249815077626581152010-12-25T23:19:00.000-08:002010-12-25T23:29:41.487-08:00Care e diferanta dintre Paste si Craciun<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/fXag-Tfswms?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; border-collapse: collapse; color: #333333; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;">Pana la urma care e diferanta dintre Paste si Craciun :-/ ???</span>nVIDIAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01055568868531962591noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3385544969023821124.post-5298024200142781722010-12-25T23:17:00.000-08:002010-12-25T23:22:44.088-08:00Banc: Un nou frontO prostituata merge la un doctor de chirurgie plastica si il roaga sa ii mai faca o gaura in fund.<br />
Doctorul mirat si foarte intrigat o intreaba:<br />
- Doamna ca sa va fac operatia, as vrea sa stiu si eu motivul care va determina la un asemenea fapt.<br />
- Doctore, fiindca in ultimul timp businessul imi merge foarte bine, as vrea sa deschid un nou punct de lucru…<br />
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